There's no question about who's the most hated man in all of Skyrim. Nazeem in Whiterun , and his arrogant attitude, has often tested the patience of even the best players. Even after the Dragonborn has saved the province, he'll continue to question their ability to visit the Cloud District. But no more. This mod allows players to punish Nazeem for questioning their status. A punishment will allow the player to send Nazeem flying into the stratosphere, a spell from which he will almost always recover in time to be punished again.
Skyrim isn't meant to be a particularly scary game, but players who have a fear of spiders might find it hard to deal with Skyrim's trademark Frostbite creepy crawlies. Luckily, they're all usually contained within caves and Nordic dungeons , or some deeper parts of Skyrim's forests.
However, this mod ups the horror just a bit more for arachnophobes by turning that sweet, helpful Courier man into a big Frostbite spider. Imagine the terror of seeing a spider chase after you with a letter in hand, and decide if this mod is really worth a heart attack.
Dragons are cool, but they get stale about ten encounters into the game. After you've leveled up and become a literal god in the flesh, fighting dragons who always do the same thing gets a little bit stale. So, why not turn them into Thomas the Tank characters? That's what the mod "Really Useful Dragons" does. The distant roar of an approaching beast is now the whistle of a train as it descends upon you to wreak complete havoc. Never have children's show characters looked this terrifying! Really Useful Dragons can be downloaded from the Skyrim Nexus.
We're not sure what it is, but the Skyrim community seems absolutely obsessed with Mudcrabs. There's a ton of mods out there that turn them into a variety of weird things and even make them curse at you.
However, our personal favorite is the Posh Mudcrab mod which gives them a golden monocle and a tiny top hat. You might be wondering what the point of this mod is, and you'd be right to ask that. There's no point, but we'll say this: you'll never look at Mudcrabs the same when fighting them! Posh Mudcrabs can be downloaded from the Skyrim Steam Workshop. Skyrim has come a long way from Oblivion when it comes to voice acting. Instead of hearing the same ten people over and over again, we now have dozens of different voice actors.
Still, some repetition cannot be avoided. How many times have you heard those city guards talk about taking an arrow to the knee in the very same voice? If you're getting tired of it, too, this mod is perfect for you. Whenever a guard utters those forbidden words, they will receive a lightning bolt from the skies that will punish them for bringing up the same old story.
Sweet rolls are a huge recurring theme in Bethesda games. Not only do they look delicious, but the characters in Skyrim seem a bit obsessed with them. Even guards will ask you if someone stole your sweet roll. If you, too, love sweet rolls, this mod gives you the only weapon you've ever needed: the Staff of Sweet Rolls.
Point it at anyone and they will promptly be turned into a delicious treat for you to collect. Why turn your enemies into bloody mush when you could just recycle them into sweets? Ever thought that your Skyrim could use a bit more cool music? Maybe you've grown tired of the bards always playing the same songs with zero variety. Thankfully, this mod features an amazingly talented and helpful bear that will play some amazing tunes to cheer you up. From Queen's "We Will Rock You" to the infamous surf-rock classic Misirlou, the musical bear has got you covered with his lute.
Let's not forget about how engaged he looks when he's jamming out to his music! Skyrim has a pretty good variety of different races to choose from, but, if you're looking for something a little different, Crimes Against Nature has got you covered.
Whether you've always dreamed of playing as a chair, a dog, or a My Little Pony character, you've got plenty to choose from. You'll no longer be confined by the restrictions that Skyrim 's lore puts on you at the beginning of the game and get to unleash your true self in the form of, well, whatever it is you've always wanted to be. Once you've grown absolutely tired of watching Thomas the Tank flying above your head, you might be thinking to yourself you want something different for dragons.
We recommend the Macho Man mod, which turns Skyrim's dragons into, well, this. This mod turns every roar into a specific voice line by the Macho Man, and the best part is his "yeah!
There's truly no better mod to give yourself a real giggle when fighting dragons, and you have to appreciate the facial animations on the new model. The Macho Dragons mod can be downloaded from the Skyrim Nexus.
If you thought Skyrim belonged to the Nords, you were terribly wrong. According to this mod, it belongs to the gourds. Right off the bat, you can choose gourd as your species, with the option of legs or no legs. Another great mod for those looking for an alternative gameplay experience who are just plain bored with the species already available. Skyrim Belongs to the Gourds can be downloaded from the Skyrim Nexus. Any true meme lovers out there will be very familiar with the Skull Trumpet meme.
A classic of the Internet, you'll be happy to know its essence has now been immortalized in Skyrim as well. Thanks to this mod, the footsteps of your bony enemies will be turned into trumpet sounds. Not only will you receive fair warning of their arrival, but also enjoy this age-old meme every time you fight reanimated skeletons.
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